10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
things to say during sex
- gee whiz
- are you feeling it now mister krabs
- shark bait ooh ha ha
- lets win this for mother russia
- whats your gamertag
- getcha head in the game
- PULL THE LEVER KRONK
Martin Freeman overcame his lack of talent by sleeping with the right people. Also, James Nesbit has some scoop on Benedict’s drinking habit.
"two pints and he’s history"
I admit, I kinda love this song, even though I’m usually not a fan of ‘mainstream music’. This is without hipster intent, it’s just that the radio stations here tend to broadcast music that’s not my taste. But this one actually makes me very happy.
My Khan Kitty by buneesi came in! YAY! And he met my own cat..RIDE WITH THE WIND~!
What I hope happened sometime tonight at the DoS Berlin premiere :D
Sherlock: Series 3 Launch Trailer - BBC One
"The one person he thought didn’t matter at all to me, was the one person that mattered the most."
Result so far from the stream. :D Not finished of course, but for once, I am actually happy with something…maybe because this is around the 4th time I seriously tried to draw a cat.
even canada’s higher than you america
I feel obligated to reblog every post that has the Robin Sparkles gif in it.
Whoa we came second… it doesn’t feel like that though. Damn.
You have got to be kidding me..
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